Mr. Belt & Wezol BW8000 Tee
“We’ll have to be honest with you. We don’t know what the machine on this cart’s design actually is. The design simply came to us in a dream shortly after we met a holy demigod.
It’s a funny story actually. We met this demigod and he said: the secret to life is simple, design a shirt with a machine on it and you will feel like a thousand roses. He also said a bunch of other wise things but we completely forgot about that.
Point being: sometimes you just have to follow your dreams. So now go follow yours and buy this shirt.”